Bree. 18. New Hampshire. Books, tv, music, movies, etc.
omg wht was the name of this show !
Apples in suits.
grapes in tuxedos
Mangoes in formal attire.
Cashews in garter belts
Watermelons in swimwear.
Peaches in G-strings
The happy holocaust
The Boys in the Striped Pajamas
The night of the living dildos
striped dicks
corn dogs a la auschwitz.
The walking penises
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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
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Lydia Martin is not only beautiful, not only incredibly intelligent…she’s immune.
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
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me writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
Reblogged for comments.
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If you fear that you or someone you know may have contracted deliria, please call the emergency line toll-free at 1-800-PREVENT to discuss immediate intake and treatment.
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